How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!

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Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

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What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!