How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!

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How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

You poker face!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!