What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

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Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

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What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

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How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

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What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

What is the Dothraki horde's favourite cheese?

Khaloumi.