What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

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Whats long, brown and sticky?

A stick.

Whats Orange and bad for your teeth?

a brick

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What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

What do you call a smelly man who tells terrible jokes?

PUN-GENT

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How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

What do you call a barn full of black people?

A police shooting range.

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What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

What do you call a plane with no wings?

Fly Curious.

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What's a Greek's favorite color of sky?

Golden Dawn

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun