What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

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How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

A: There is writing on the White-out.

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

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Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

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Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son."

What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons?

Jos and Hose-B

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

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Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

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How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!