What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

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HysterISIS

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son-of-a-b***h..!!!

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What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

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Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

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What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.