How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

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How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

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How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

What does the Sargeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

in formation

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How do you get an r/jokes redditor confused?

loading...

What do you do with spoiled fish food?

Load it in the chum dumpster.

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What Do You Call Giving a Dutch Guy a Gun?

Armin Van Buren.

What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

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Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

What does a barista wear?

A cap and chinos.