How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

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What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

Which American president was not guilty?

Lincoln, he was in a cent

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What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

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How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.