What's worse than a dead lawyer?

A living one.

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What lives in gum trees ?

Stick insects !

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

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Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them