What's worse than a dead lawyer?

A living one.

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How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

Why are birthdays good for you?

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What's worse than a dead lawyer?

A living one.