How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

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What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

What's the best joke you ever heard?

For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.

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How do you get certified as an interior decorator?

You don't pull out

Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

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What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."