Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

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What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him?

A: Rearranged the furniture

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

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What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.