Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers?

Beyblades.

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

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How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.

What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him?

A: Rearranged the furniture

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Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.