The communist wants equality
I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.
One's gotta pee.
They don't want to be ostrich-sized!
Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".
Because everyone had equal rice.
Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.
They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.
A knife has a point
Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.
It promotes equality.