What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Which vitamine are feminists missing?

D

What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

Equality Jokes More Equality Jokes

Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.