What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

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What is DNA's favourite clothing?

Jeans!

Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

denim denim denim!

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Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

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What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

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How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)