What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

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Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

denim denim denim!

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

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What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?

I'm melting!

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

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What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."

Why is diarrhea hereditary?

Because it runs in your genes!