What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

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Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

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Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.