What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

Why do baby boomers like fracking so much?

Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough.

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What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

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Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

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What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.