Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we