Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U" :

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

because he had no knees

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)