Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.