How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

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Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

Why did the cow get an award?

For being outstanding in his field. Sorry.

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How do cows multiply?

With cowculators!

How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

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How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

What do you get when you subtract original blues from modern blues?

Delta blues.