How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

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What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

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What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

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How do farmers count their cows?

With a Cowculator!!

How does the farmer count up his cows?

with a cowculator.

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How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.