How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

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What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash

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What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.