How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

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What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?