How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

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How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "