Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

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How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!"

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

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What's the difference between reddit and resturant ?

Restaurants have better servers.

How do dogs order eggs at restaurants?

A: Pooched.

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How to keep an idiot waiting?

I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.

What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing?

They pasta time.