What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb ?

1 or 2 ? 1... or 2...

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

A: Canuck-chucks.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

Skip

2 Leg Jokes More 2 Leg Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

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How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

What did one deodorant say to the other?

I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

Train Track Jokes More Train Track Jokes

What did one train track say to the opposite track?

Wanna race?

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)