A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers
Because they don't like conventional ovens.
Papal towels.
One. Men can be Feminists, too.
She complains to a man.
Half a cat
Half of a cat.
They never understood the concept of piggy banks.
They always take things literally.
By moving faux wood. Rimshot
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
A cross-wok.
2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
Wanna race?
