What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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What are the 2 numbers?

Her: 44&66 HARDER!

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If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

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A Thormos.

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He used sarin wrap

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A Ronda Rousey fight.

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Bernie.

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A cripple.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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Because they don't understand CAPitalism

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One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

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Because she ran away from the ball!

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Laotians

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Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

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Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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Bob

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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What did one train track say to the opposite track?

Wanna race?