What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines?

an airbroosh

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

2 Leg Jokes More 2 Leg Jokes

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

Which Asians have the softest skin?

Laotians

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).

Train Track Jokes More Train Track Jokes

What did one train track say to the opposite track?

Wanna race?

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)