How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

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What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

Who here likes Olympic Frisbees?

Discus.

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

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How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

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How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?

You slap him and he slaps you back !

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs