Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!

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Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.