Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

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What do you call a symphony of whales?

An orcastra

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

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What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

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Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!