Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

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What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

What do you say when you see three whales?

Whale whale whale, what do we have here

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What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

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Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.