What do you tell a diabetic girl in bed?

Hi sugar

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Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

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Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one: