How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

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What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

How is a rabbit like a plum?

They're both purple except for the rabbit.

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Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

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How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.