How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

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What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

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What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

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How does a black woman know she's pregnant?

When she takes the tampon out the cotton is picked.

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You tampon it.