How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!

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Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

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What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

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Why did the student act crazy each time he worked on math homework?

He was on crystal math.

How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!