How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!

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Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays?

Inflation

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!

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Why did the student act crazy each time he worked on math homework?

He was on crystal math.

How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!