What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

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What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

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What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

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What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

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What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi?

A Saudi

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What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!