What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

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What's the difference between God and an electrician?

A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

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What does a German say at a Dude Ranch?

AUDI.

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

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How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick