Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

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Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, political idealists can't change anything.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

Dime Jokes More Dime Jokes

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.