Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

How many /r/ users does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.

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How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

Dime Jokes More Dime Jokes

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.