What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

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What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

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How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

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Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

How could you be pregnant!?

I bought he GOOD dollar store condoms!!!

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Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

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How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either