What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

Otter Jokes More Otter Jokes

What do you call a band of otters!?

otterpop

What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter."