What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What are seals made out of?

Cealls

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common?

They both like a tight seal

Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

Otter Jokes More Otter Jokes

What do you call a band of otters!?

otterpop

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.