How do you count a herd of cattle? Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.
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With a cowculator.
With a cowculator!
with a cowculator.
With a Cowculator!!
With cowculators!
Ya herd one, ya herd em all.
You herd.
He was Squared Straight.
To go forth and multiply is more fun.
x always equals 10
Because it has too many problems.
Because he kept on dropping beets.
They trod on his corn.
Concentration camp.
The word "free"
A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.
14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'
No, cows go moo.
Utterly useless
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.
