How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

Arrr Jokes More Arrr Jokes

Why are you on /r/Jokes?

What arrr ya buncha pirates or sumthin?

What's a pirate's favourite game?

An arrr-pg