How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

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What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

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How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

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How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea