What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.