What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

A:.........

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What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

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What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.