How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

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Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

Why do republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.

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How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

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What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)