What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

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What do you call a cow with no hind legs?

an utter drag

How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

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How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

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What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.