What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

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How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure