What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

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Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

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What is bronze?

Read a book, you dummies.

What do cats read in the morning ?

Mewspapers !

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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

ltORIGINAL&gt He Reddit