Cow Culator Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

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