How does a mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He works it out with a pencil! =

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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.