How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

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They are all #2s.

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Cause they're white

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

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What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

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He works them out with a pencil.

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How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.