How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

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Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

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What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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What do mathematicians read for fun?

conics

Who was the first mathematician?

A concave man

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

What does a mathematician do when he gets a constipation?

He works it out with a pencil