What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

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What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

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What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"