What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

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What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

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What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.