How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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How did the detective solve his cold-case?

He put it in a conviction-oven.

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

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How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.