How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

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Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

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How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections