How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

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What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

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Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections