How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Why did the Anthropod need braces?

It had a trilobite. Get it ..I'll show myself to the door.

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Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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Who makes the best photo bombers?

Muslims

What do you call a surfing Muslim extremist?

Radical.

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What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.