How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

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Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

When is a --- not a ---?

joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

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How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

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What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.

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What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.