Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

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Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What do you call a drug dealing church?

Crystal Methodists

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

Syrian Refugee Jokes More Syrian Refugee Jokes

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

Convert Jokes More Convert Jokes

How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

Canadian Girl Jokes More Canadian Girl Jokes

What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing?

Justin Bieber

What do Canadian girls hate?

Aboooooooooty call.