Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

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Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

What do you get if you cross Islam with Christianity?

Islam Christianity sin

What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A: A tri-syrup-tops.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What do frogs deal?

Croakaine

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

Syrian Refugee Jokes More Syrian Refugee Jokes

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

Convert Jokes More Convert Jokes

What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

How to convert QT3.14 into GF format?

Sorry, this option is not available in Beta version.

Canadian Girl Jokes More Canadian Girl Jokes

What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing?

Justin Bieber

What do Canadian girls hate?

Aboooooooooty call.