What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

Why is Islam in Iran so bad?

Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite

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What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

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When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!