What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

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What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

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How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

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What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.