Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat..."

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Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

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What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

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Why can't T-rex's clap?

Cause they're dead.

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

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Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D