How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Armed Man Jokes More Armed Man Jokes

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.