How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

How do you get someone with downs syndrome out of a tree?

Wave at them.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

Armed Man Jokes More Armed Man Jokes

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.