How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the 2 oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Armed Man Jokes More Armed Man Jokes

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him