How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

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How do you think I feel?

I have to walk home alone"

What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.