How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

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What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

Why did the miner feel so low?

He was in a deep depression.

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Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

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What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

What's grey and never needs ironing ?

A drip dry elephant !