Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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Just in case you get a hole in one.

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Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?