Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

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When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

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What's better than a pair of Emerency Medical Technicians?

A paramedic(s)!

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!